coronateen

A child turning 13 during the months of January-March of 2034. These children were all conceived during February-April of 2020, when the world was too scared to leave their homes, from fear of the virus!

This kid is a Coronateen, his/her parents didn’t really want or expect to have them, but they were scared, bored and had nothing better to do than have sex and bid on rolls of TP on eBay, all day for 3 months!

by Banks1980 March 15, 2020

Urination Coronation

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.

Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.

by levahan December 7, 2009

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

Coronation

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.

History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."

by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020

Cornteen

Internet slang for “quarantine”, originating from the many times people misspelled that word on social media during the COVID-19 or coronavirus crisis. Often used in posts expressing boredom or frustration related to self-quarantine or 'social distancing' measures.

Sometimes also (mis)spelled ‘corn teen’, ‘corn and teen’, ‘corn in teen’ or ‘corn of teen’.

“Wow, They Making Us Self Cornteen”
“I may not be making babies during this corn teen but by god I’m thinkin about it”
“I’ve been drunk almost everyday of corn and teen”
“Really regret not getting my eyebrows done before corn of teen”
“What y’all doing for the corn in teen?”

by 2020Dutchman March 27, 2020

Coronaenae'd

When you get sick with COVID-19 and feel totally miserable, but you are not in a group that the virus would be fatal to, you got Coronaenae'd.

Jason: "Yo, Tyler, can you come over today?"
Tyler: "Naw, man, I feel like garbage bro. I got coronaenae'd."

by manicmvvn May 19, 2020

Coronation Quiche

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023