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The most popular drink in the twenty-first century. Made of a mix of the finest artesian water, along with sodium hypochlorite, sodium chloride, sodium carbonate, sodium chlorate, sodium hydroxide and sodium polyacrylate. Surpasses the Corona beer with a Lyme disease chaser, and even the bubbly taste of Tide Pods. The drink is alcohol-free and therefore able to be legally consumed by all ages. The cleansing properties of Clorox are said to remove 99.9% of germs, make you lose weight, and bring your heart rate down sharply.
Quinn: "What's going down the hatch tonight, Ethan?"

Ethan: "Bottle o' Corona and a Clorox chaser!"
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by Drummer_Boi May 04, 2020

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The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
by Drummer_Boi May 04, 2020

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A girl who's quietly shy but not afraid to try things. She's gorgeous and when she smiles, you can't help but to smile back. Although she's stunning, her personality is the most attractive thing about her; she can make you giddy when you're in a foul mood and she's got a dashing sense of humor to boot. She also is independent, headstrong and daring. She's a scholar, artist, musician, athlete, and fashionista all rolled into one. She doesn't immediately stand out in a crowd, but once you get to know her, you can't help but to be charmed. A nickname for Yasmine is Yasmine the Queen.
What was her name again? Yasmine Silva, that's right.
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by Drummer_Boi May 14, 2020

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An indie/acoustic song written by Quinn
Did you hear "cutie in the vans" on the radio? It's a bop!
by Drummer_Boi May 05, 2020

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