A common state of mind these days as we move through this COVID-19 Pandemic, trying to understand what it is, what it can do, and how long it will be with us.
I wake up each day reading the facts and trying to face my now familiar Coronapanic so it doesn’t get the best of me!
A variant of Heisman; using the coronavirus as an excuse to give someone the Heisman. Less likely to be perceived as getting the Heisman, even though it’s fully intended to be. Recommended for social encounters with people who kinda creep you out but you feel bad outright dissing them.
“I finally gave that weird dude James the Coronaheisman to shut down his usual awkward mouth-kiss greeting.”
The safest way to have sex during the pandemic. Being in lockdown means you have too much time with your hands, so it might become an addiction, even if regular Onanism has never been a problem.
My daily quarantine routine includes sleeping, eating, tweeting and watching loads of porn. I've become so addicted to coronanism it's basically my sexual orientation now.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.