coronapenis

A type of erectile dysfunction caused by over-consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Cabo was rad, bro. I was totally going to smash the winner of the wet t-shirt contest but I caught a bad case of Coronapenis.

by Double Happiness March 9, 2020

Coronapanic

A common state of mind these days as we move through this COVID-19 Pandemic, trying to understand what it is, what it can do, and how long it will be with us.

I wake up each day reading the facts and trying to face my now familiar Coronapanic so it doesn’t get the best of me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2020

coonpenis

when a white mans penis turns black or brown after anal sex

oh luv ive got a coonpenis after last night

by yfgdxysgcysgugtsductyusdhcudgh July 22, 2011

Coronaheisman

A variant of Heisman; using the coronavirus as an excuse to give someone the Heisman. Less likely to be perceived as getting the Heisman, even though it’s fully intended to be. Recommended for social encounters with people who kinda creep you out but you feel bad outright dissing them.

“I finally gave that weird dude James the Coronaheisman to shut down his usual awkward mouth-kiss greeting.”

by CrabbyBetty March 8, 2020

coronanism

Self-love in the time of Covid19.

Self-isolation would be much harder without resorting to coronanism.

by Arbourman March 22, 2020

Coronaprison

1. Self-Isolation

2. The "home dungeons" civilization was relegated to by the "Shelter At Home" orders set in place during the 2020 Coronapocalypse.

"I can't wait to be released from Coronaprison."

"I am so bored being stuck at home in my Coronaprison. I want to bust out and go to Walmart but if I do, I could die." 😔

by Mysteh April 7, 2020

Coronanism

The safest way to have sex during the pandemic. Being in lockdown means you have too much time with your hands, so it might become an addiction, even if regular Onanism has never been a problem.

My daily quarantine routine includes sleeping, eating, tweeting and watching loads of porn. I've become so addicted to coronanism it's basically my sexual orientation now.

by inhha May 4, 2020