A variant of Heisman; using the coronavirus as an excuse to give someone the Heisman. Less likely to be perceived as getting the Heisman, even though it’s fully intended to be. Recommended for social encounters with people who kinda creep you out but you feel bad outright dissing them.
“I finally gave that weird dude James the Coronaheisman to shut down his usual awkward mouth-kiss greeting.”
The safest way to have sex during the pandemic. Being in lockdown means you have too much time with your hands, so it might become an addiction, even if regular Onanism has never been a problem.
My daily quarantine routine includes sleeping, eating, tweeting and watching loads of porn. I've become so addicted to coronanism it's basically my sexual orientation now.