Coronapanic

A common state of mind these days as we move through this COVID-19 Pandemic, trying to understand what it is, what it can do, and how long it will be with us.

I wake up each day reading the facts and trying to face my now familiar Coronapanic so it doesn’t get the best of me!

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Coronadance

The wild and crazy dance moves we make in private, a repercussion of being socially distanced from all of our loved ones.

I got my Coronadance down and it’s funky, sexy shit, for sure!

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A hyperactive state of mind and mood, widespread and shared, a direct result of the social isolation spawned by COVID-19.

I am definitely not alone in my Coronamania, now common in this Pandemic Life!

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The underlying principle present in the minds of Trumpists who cannot grasp science or reason.

I believe in Coronamagic so I know we’ll all be transitioning to greatness and way past this little flu by the time I’m re-elected.

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A type of erectile dysfunction caused by over-consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Cabo was rad, bro. I was totally going to smash the winner of the wet t-shirt contest but I caught a bad case of Coronapenis.

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Where an event has been cancelled in order to stop the spread of coronavirus, specifically COVID-19 .

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Where you fake contracting corona virus so that you stay home for 2 weeks and watch porn.

I think Joey has “coronapornication” .... he seemed to be hanging to have a vacation dedicated to himself!!

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