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when a white mans penis turns black or brown after anal sex

oh luv ive got a coonpenis after last night

coonpenis by yfgdxysgcysgugtsductyusdhcudgh July 22, 2011

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www.clownpenis.fart

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.

In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."

www.clownpenis.fart by RBUCK May 8, 2007

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clownpenis

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush

Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?

clownpenis by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

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compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

compenisation by CapTim August 25, 2009

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coronapenis

A type of erectile dysfunction caused by over-consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Cabo was rad, bro. I was totally going to smash the winner of the wet t-shirt contest but I caught a bad case of Coronapenis.

coronapenis by Double Happiness March 9, 2020

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Cooperist

Someone who is against people named Cooper

Cooper: I'm a cute furry uwu
Robert: I'm suddenly Cooperist

Cooperist by Waddledee10 March 8, 2022

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Cooperism

Being hurtful or mean to anyone called Cooper. The worst offence in mankind.

Sam: Cooper sucks at art.
Jim: Hey, that's Cooperism. Knock it off.

Cooperism by helloineedhelp May 19, 2020

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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