coonpenis

when a white mans penis turns black or brown after anal sex

oh luv ive got a coonpenis after last night

by yfgdxysgcysgugtsductyusdhcudgh July 22, 2011

www.clownpenis.fart

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.

In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."

by RBUCK May 8, 2007

clownpenis

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush

Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

by CapTim August 25, 2009

coronapenis

A type of erectile dysfunction caused by over-consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Cabo was rad, bro. I was totally going to smash the winner of the wet t-shirt contest but I caught a bad case of Coronapenis.

by Double Happiness March 9, 2020

Cooperist

Someone who is against people named Cooper

Cooper: I'm a cute furry uwu
Robert: I'm suddenly Cooperist

by Waddledee10 March 8, 2022

Cooperism

Being hurtful or mean to anyone called Cooper. The worst offence in mankind.

Sam: Cooper sucks at art.
Jim: Hey, that's Cooperism. Knock it off.

by helloineedhelp May 19, 2020