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www.clownpenis.fart 

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.
In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."
www.clownpenis.fart by RBUCK May 8, 2007

clownpenis 

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush
Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?

compenisation 

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
compenisation by CapTim August 25, 2009

coronapenis 

A type of erectile dysfunction caused by over-consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Cabo was rad, bro. I was totally going to smash the winner of the wet t-shirt contest but I caught a bad case of Coronapenis.
coronapenis by Double Happiness March 9, 2020

Cooperist 

Someone who is against people named Cooper
Cooper: I'm a cute furry uwu
Robert: I'm suddenly Cooperist
Cooperist by Waddledee10 March 8, 2022

Cooperism 

Being hurtful or mean to anyone called Cooper. The worst offence in mankind.
Sam: Cooper sucks at art.
Jim: Hey, that's Cooperism. Knock it off.
Cooperism by helloineedhelp May 19, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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