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www.clownpenis.fart 

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.
In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."

clownpenis 

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush
Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?

compenisation 

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
compenisation by CapTim August 25, 2009

coronapenis 

A type of erectile dysfunction caused by over-consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Cabo was rad, bro. I was totally going to smash the winner of the wet t-shirt contest but I caught a bad case of Coronapenis.

Cooperist 

Someone who is against people named Cooper
Cooper: I'm a cute furry uwu
Robert: I'm suddenly Cooperist
Cooperist by Waddledee10 March 8, 2022

Cooperism 

Being hurtful or mean to anyone called Cooper. The worst offence in mankind.
Sam: Cooper sucks at art.
Jim: Hey, that's Cooperism. Knock it off.
Cooperism by helloineedhelp May 19, 2020