cornyswagg

there was a snake named candycorn. he was renamed to cornyshawty because shawty's like a melody. everyone likes to be swag, so cornyswaggy. cornyswaggy is too long, so it becomes cornyswagg.

E: "Cornyswagg pooped on my carpet."
A: "Lovely."

by cornyswagg November 17, 2020

cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam

i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.

by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

Cornswoggle

To break something completely beyond repair. Usually something you didn't think was possible to break in the first place. Ex. Nokia, power steering, Titanic.

He cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.

by Burkns March 21, 2015

cornswaggler

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!

that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!

by katotool April 23, 2007

Cornswaggah

To be very niggerish. To the point of no one wanting to be near you. Very, very black, to the point of being frightening.

"Don't be a cornswaggah, I'll pop yo ass!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just couldn't help but notice your niggery-ness."

by Nigger Nick 1275 July 15, 2009

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.

That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.

by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

Cornsswaggle

The term cornsswaggle refers to the little prick

you know what i mean cornsswaggle the swagging swag bag

by david helyer February 26, 2008