cornyswagg

there was a snake named candycorn. he was renamed to cornyshawty because shawty's like a melody. everyone likes to be swag, so cornyswaggy. cornyswaggy is too long, so it becomes cornyswagg.

E: "Cornyswagg pooped on my carpet."
A: "Lovely."

by cornyswagg November 17, 2020

midnight bozo

a person who does night school and doesn't like being american sometimes <3

Emma: "Sometimes being an American sucks."
A: "Midnight bozo?"

by cornyswagg November 17, 2020

dodz

bat shit

"you are so dodz"

by cornyswagg June 27, 2021