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pretty person with a good quality of confidence has a good personality; most likely is a taurus
i fell in love with cornya she the one
cornya by shshhqvwdg June 18, 2018

Corntango 

The market condition where bitcoin (corn) futures prices are higher than spot prices.
Bitcoin is doing the #CORNTANGO.

Corny_And_Upset 

A Serbian variety streamer on Twitch. She primarily plays Genshin Impact, World of Warcraft, and League of Legends, though many other games have been presented on stream. She is generally known for her fun personality and mildly-scuffed streams, with fans tuning in for a good time. As of 8/02/2023, she has just over 461 followers (those poor, poor souls).

Corny_And_Upset (also known as Lucy) is a self-described Onionist. In the past, she was well known for her habit of biting into raw onions on-stream. Though this practice has not declined recently, it has been integrated more so into her streams devoted to Onionism. In these streams, Lucy typically reads aloud religious texts devoted to the Onion, partakes in various quasi-occult activities in piety to the Onion, and--of course--bites into an onion.

In the past months, her follower and average view counts have been rising continuously, of which her followers and fans have been supportive and encouraging of. Current estimations based on previous records say that this trend will continue far into the future.

Onion.
Person 1: Is Corny_And_Upset streaming today?
Person 2: Yeah! And it's an Onion stream!
Person 3: Nice balls, Person 2!

Corntang 

(n.) A combination of the words corn hole and poon tang. Corntang is a word used to describe a girls butthole.

(v.) The act of eating a girls butthole.
Wow that girl is so hott. I would definitely eat her corntang.

You have a beautiful butthole, if only you were down to corntang.

What? You haven't douched today? Its fine, I'll just corntang.
Corntang by JoeyDaJock June 19, 2011

Cornwall, Ontario 

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.
Corncat (n) korn-kat - The higher being of the religious cult formed amongst the internet board Inforoo. It is rare for Corncat to be seen in person, as it is usually busy eating corn and keeping the follower's faith in tact. The Killer Bee Relay Team is one of the few witnesses blessed enough to have footage of the all mighty Corncat.

When in the wild, Corncat is said to make a noise sounding like "NOM NOM Nom nom nom nom." If you hear this noise and do not have corn in your possession, it is advisable that you run as fast as possible away from where you are, because Corncat is near, and he is probably hungry.
Ignorant One: "What's Corncat??"
Enlightned One: "NOM NOM NOM!!"
Corncat by Strumntheguitar July 8, 2007
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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