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cornballer 

A dangerous machine invented and marketed by George Bluth Sr. on the hit show Arrested Development. The machine makes fried treats called cornballs.
Mexican guard: Cornballer....
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!

George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind
cornballer by Toby Funke June 27, 2006
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Cornballer 

A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.

Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.

If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.

If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.

Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.

Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
Cornballer by Plate Lunch June 14, 2011

Cornballer 

Hot girls who claim to be corny by wearing worn out, slightly see through, stretched out vintage tee shirts.
I'm totally a gross cornballer today and guys still keep checking me out!

Columbian Cornballer 

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.
Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!

Cornball Cornball Yellow Flowball 

A chant to hearld the ultimate Cornball. Also for people named Cornelius.
00:39:14 Cornelius has joined #ve
00:39:18 <bergini113VE>CORNBALL CORNBALL YELLOW FLOWBALL
00:39:19 YOU (bergini113VE) have been booted from #ve by TypoNinja (Caps abuse - 100%)

CORNBALLISHNESS 

Preforming any act the has the ability to be called corny, and its needs to be emphasized
Danny, you playing caustic and thinking he needs a buff is cornballishness
CORNBALLISHNESS by SapppyNUTS February 19, 2021

cornballishness 

embracing the behavior of being a cornball but not quite a cornball
when dd wakes up at 2am to play apex, his friends tell him to let go of the cornballishness...
cornballishness by dappadan42069 February 19, 2021
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