Corncat

Corncat (n) korn-kat - The higher being of the religious cult formed amongst the internet board Inforoo. It is rare for Corncat to be seen in person, as it is usually busy eating corn and keeping the follower's faith in tact. The Killer Bee Relay Team is one of the few witnesses blessed enough to have footage of the all mighty Corncat.

When in the wild, Corncat is said to make a noise sounding like "NOM NOM Nom nom nom nom." If you hear this noise and do not have corn in your possession, it is advisable that you run as fast as possible away from where you are, because Corncat is near, and he is probably hungry.

Ignorant One: "What's Corncat??"
Enlightned One: "NOM NOM NOM!!"

Corncat by Strumntheguitar July 8, 2007

Corncat

A corncat is when a sexual partner sticks a corn cob (the corn can still be on it, probably easier if it is) and you place it in the cat hole.

"I walked in on my brother giving my girlfriend a corncat!"

Corncat by BeatleBabe007 September 23, 2024

cornatious 

n.

someone or something that is outrageously lame and/or corny.

Mario Lopez says the wackest things ever. He is so cornatious.

cornatious by Mariel Antonio June 3, 2008

concatenate 

the joining of two separate words in everyday life or in a spreadsheet formula.

=if(C7=1,0,concatenate C7,C9) where the cell C7 contains a word in the spreadsheet like good and the cell C9 contains a word like morning the result of the formula under certain circumstances would then be good-morning

concatenate by Sir Chris the nameless Knight December 18, 2012

corneater 

one who eats his/her corn the long way in a very gay and homoerotic fashion while using the pornstar-esque wrist action...or one who in general is just an idiot or is particularly irritating.

dude!... that kid is suuuch a corneater!!!

corneater by SNH fireman May 23, 2012

cornicate

To engage in anal sex before marriage

She wore a white dress on her wedding day, but that didn't mean she hadn't cornicated.

cornicate by johndogrev January 14, 2009

cornucate 

To masturbate with a corn cob.

I couldn't find my dildo, so I had to cornucate.

cornucate by JenPaul II May 4, 2005