cornifery

Something that looks like a cornestation.

Smokva: Hey! That plod looks like a cornifery!

by seuneup July 10, 2022

coniferophilia

(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...

(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.

- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."

by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

Coniferus Nipplepuffin

A medical condition where the nipples puff out due to enlarged breast buds.

OMG look at my nipples! Must be a case of coniferus nipplepuffin.

by iexist89 February 26, 2010

Corniferous

Extremely Corny, the characteristic of trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing and not funny.

Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that show was completely corniferous.

by Keone Chong December 18, 2007

Cornify

(verb): To enhance any visual experience by overlaying sparkly unicorn stickers. Stickers are placed willy-nilly and are meant to brighten one's day.

I was feeling so blue while reading about the swine flu, so I decided to cornify the page.

by Rubaby April 30, 2009

Carniferous

Combines the words coniferous and carnivore. It means a man eating pine tree.

Beware walking through the forest. There are carniferous pine trees!

by Oreomom May 23, 2015

Conifer

1) A place for pot smoking hippies to live in their later years.
2) The birthplace of one of South Parks' creators.
3) Famous for the school's 2 page dedication to parties/drugs in school in the yearbook.
4. A place where if you don't smoke pot...You will be forced to.

-Wanna go to Conifer?
-Why?
-You know why...

by Bri? February 20, 2009