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(verb): To enhance any visual experience by overlaying sparkly unicorn stickers. Stickers are placed willy-nilly and are meant to brighten one's day.
I was feeling so blue while reading about the swine flu, so I decided to cornify the page.
Cornify by Rubaby April 30, 2009
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In cognitive psychology, after a signal reaches the brain, the instant when we are aware of a change in our environment, but before the brain is able to identify and codify what the change is.

The act of first become aware of something generically before we are able to identify it specifically.

That 'er' moment prior to recognition
She could cognify that there was something on the road, and started braking in case it didn't move.

Hearing an engine noise before you can tell what's making the noise or where it's coming from.

Seeing a shape at a distance but not being able to identify what it is or whether its multiple things.

Feeling something very hot or very cold but not being sure which until after you've taken your hand away of left it there a moment longer.

Smelling something without being able to identify it
Cognify by Socrates himself March 10, 2014
Related Words

Corniferous

Extremely Corny, the characteristic of trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing and not funny.
Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that show was completely corniferous.
Corniferous by Keone Chong December 18, 2007

Coronify 

A cancellation, postponement, or even destruction of something due to the Corona virus.
I was supposed to have such an exciting day today, but unfortunately all my plans have been coronified.
I wish someone would Coronify Boris Johnson.
Is anybody able to uncoronify my will to live.
The coronification of my job interview wasn't too upsetting.
Coronify by gerg_de_goblin January 6, 2021

cornification

To make something Incredibly Gay and make fellow readers find themselves wanting to sit on something
I Just Got Cornified

after not playing for a over a week, i decided to raise a little havoc using cornification

cornification

-noun

1. Sexual intercourse between two unmarried partners where the male has a minimum unit length of eight inches.

2. A verbal or physical smack-down.

-Related forms
cornified, verb
cornifying, verb
cornifiable, adjective
cornifier, noun
cornifies, verb
Samantha, a trial lawyer, was left reeling from Nick's cornification skill set.

His huge ego was the reason for the cornification process.
cornification by newmexicomtman June 16, 2010

Corniyorn 

A retarded unicorn, often used as an insult.
Jay: You corniyorn!
Tay: Kay....
Jay: I'm an asshole eoheoh!
Tay: Kay.

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Jay: Oh look! It's a corniyorn!
Tay: Oh my god! It's so retarded!
Corniyorn by JayandTay January 26, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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