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Corn Syrup Goy Boy 

One who consumes massive amounts of corn syrup beverages, typically American. Contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial flavors, fake dyes such as red 40 or yellow 6. Often paired with a canola/soybean oil drenched burger and fries.
Aaron: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!

Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!

corn boyfriend 

When you put corn on your shaft as a makeshift condom. Most commonly seen in Nebraska.
"I can't find any condoms so I'll use my corn boyfriend"
corn boyfriend by Claude Ballzz March 18, 2014

Lenrod Cornboy 

/lenräd kôrnboi/

The aftermath of a canine bowel eruption.
My dog ate a wheel of cheese last week and this morning I found a lenrod cornboy in the middle of the living room.
Lenrod Cornboy by WeedFart May 1, 2019
When a friend leaves you to play another game or talk to a crush for hours upon hours.
Example 1:

Person 1: "Wow, I can't believe he just left us to talk to his girlfriend!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he really Cornboyed us, huh?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Did he leave us to go play Overwatch again?"

Person 2: "He really needs to stop being a Cornboy."
Cornboy by lloydzx35 July 6, 2018
Nickname for retired NHL player Keith Jones.
cornboy wants to start a corn stand at the Link in philadelphia
cornboy by mav May 18, 2004
A losing fantasy football franchise or a middle class punk who gets his kicks from playing 80's video games
Corboy is such a bitch he can never win the fantasy championship
cornboy by Anonymous June 27, 2003