corknut

almond. Invented by Alex, an African Grey parrot used in language research. He combined the words "cork" and "nut" since he didn't know the name for almond

also used in the book Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood. Alex makes an appearance, but the term is used by the protagonist Jimmy as an insult - someone stupid

"you are such a corknut"

by 032gavmal February 21, 2010

Cocknut

A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.

I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!

by Vactory August 8, 2020

cornuto

Cuckold, literally one who has "horns," the Latin symbol of cuckoldry. From the Italian.

Cornuto, get your stinkin' Fiat out of the intersection.

by octopod December 26, 2003

Cornutt

This a last name that describes a certain type of person. A special person. A person who thinks they are really good at what they do... but they fucking suck ass at it. They always make an excuse for their mistakes and kiss ass when a boss is around to make themselves look like they are doing work. All in all just not a good person.

Derrick -“Man Mr.cornutt is suck an asshole, and when ever Jeff (boss/supervisor) is around he always kisses his ass. And when he’s not around he does nothing to help out.”

Aaron- “ yeah you right he’s such a cunt.”

by Kanckle March 7, 2020

Cocknutte

1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.

2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen

*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.

1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."

by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010

cornuthallanaxsimianastercinesiaphobia

A fear of unicorns which fire lasers and star in king kong.

Person1: Hey, did you hear about the new king kong movie?
Person2: I-I don't want to talk about it...
Person1: Don't tell me you have cornuthallanaxsimianastercinesiaphobia

by Toontownplayer.exe July 8, 2018

cork-nut

"A complete douche bag who is also a dumbass. This word was invented by Jimmy, and became a fad at his school, although no one but him and Crake knew what it meant." thinks Snowman.

From the novel Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

Bush is a cork-nut.

"You need to watch your drivin' cork-nut!"

by Dragonbreathp9d August 4, 2006