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corknut 

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almond. Invented by Alex, an African Grey parrot used in language research. He combined the words "cork" and "nut" since he didn't know the name for almond

also used in the book Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood. Alex makes an appearance, but the term is used by the protagonist Jimmy as an insult - someone stupid
"you are such a corknut"
corknut by 032gavmal February 21, 2010
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Cocknut 

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A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.
I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!
Cocknut by Vactory August 8, 2020

cornuto 

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Cuckold, literally one who has "horns," the Latin symbol of cuckoldry. From the Italian.
Cornuto, get your stinkin' Fiat out of the intersection.
cornuto by octopod December 26, 2003

Cornutt 

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This a last name that describes a certain type of person. A special person. A person who thinks they are really good at what they do... but they fucking suck ass at it. They always make an excuse for their mistakes and kiss ass when a boss is around to make themselves look like they are doing work. All in all just not a good person.
Derrick -“Man Mr.cornutt is suck an asshole, and when ever Jeff (boss/supervisor) is around he always kisses his ass. And when he’s not around he does nothing to help out.”

Aaron- “ yeah you right he’s such a cunt.”
Cornutt by Kanckle March 7, 2020

Cocknutte 

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1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.

2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen

*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.
1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."
Cocknutte by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010

cornuthallanaxsimianastercinesiaphobia 

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A fear of unicorns which fire lasers and star in king kong.
Person1: Hey, did you hear about the new king kong movie?
Person2: I-I don't want to talk about it...
Person1: Don't tell me you have cornuthallanaxsimianastercinesiaphobia

cork-nut 

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"A complete douche bag who is also a dumbass. This word was invented by Jimmy, and became a fad at his school, although no one but him and Crake knew what it meant." thinks Snowman.

From the novel Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Bush is a cork-nut.

"You need to watch your drivin' cork-nut!"
cork-nut by Dragonbreathp9d August 4, 2006
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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