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coozey by juliaisgoolia June 21, 2019
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(Noun) The vaginal secretions of a ready, willing, wanting, and waiting woman ready to make.
Swiftly Nikki slid his hand between Shannon's legs, his fingers slipped through her bikini panties and found his place in her warm and welcoming honey hole. He could feel her cooze slide slightly down his finger and he knew she held a place for him tonight. Shannon smiled slyly at him and she mouthed something sexy to him. 'It's good to be wanted' Nikki thought to himself.
Cooze by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2020
Related Words
coozey • cooze • cooney • cooley • Coozer • cooey • Cooley Tat • cooleybird • Cooney'd • coorey
When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.
Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.
Cooney'd by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

cooze cruise 

a quest undertaken by (usually) a group of two or more males, while going out on the town to scope out various females, to score pussy and partake in a little skeezing by the end of the evening.

the ultimate boys night out party, especially if all participants get a piece of the action.

see also: beaver hunt
"pack your bags boys, we're goin on a cooze cruise tonight!"
cooze cruise by lucky January 8, 2006
The art of having others pay for a lifestyle and personal expenses, with no outlay of ones own cash.
Although Sarah was flush with cash,she preffered to cooley
her share of the cruise cost.
cooley by upnsmoke March 9, 2009

cooze hound

Originating from 'cooze' aka: slang for pussy or vagina, the 'cooze hound' is one whom is always searching to fill their desire for fresh pink wet cooze. A cooze hound can never get enough pussy.
Tony Soprano is the biggest cooze hound around.
cooze hound by CoozeHound.com January 15, 2005

Cooley Tat 

The tattoo one man gets of another man. The term originates from rapper Wale's tattoo of football player Chris Cooley. When someone gets a Cooley Tat they are gay.
Dude 1: "Ah man, I woke up last night and I had a tattoo."
Dude 2: "Oh shit, is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger? You got a Cooley Tat and you know what that means!"
Dude 1: "Shit, I guess I'm a raving homo."
Cooley Tat by WalesGay February 23, 2010
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