cooleybird

Anyone driving around in a shit piece that thinks its cool. Also any person at a bar, mall, or pretty much anywhere whos acting tough or cool to get attention.

Yo, check out that cooleybird in the mazda, "HOPE YA GET IN AN ACCIDENT DUDE!"

Ha, check out that cooleybird tossin some game to that bitch by the bar, he doesnt mean what hes saying right now, ima go over and punch him. Thats whats up.

cooleybird by Cordizzle January 16, 2008

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cooleybird

Someone who thinks they are awesome when in all actuality they are not, and when they talk all you hear is something that might as well be "caw"ing.

look at that motherfucker driving around in his 1989 rusted out camaro with t-tops rocking out to led zepplin what a cooleybird

look at that homo in his black eclipse with an ear ring in his ear and driving with his sunglasses on at night...no it's not Cory Hart it's a cooleybird

cooleybird by J-man52 May 4, 2005

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cooleybird • cooleird

cooleird

someone who is cool but acts crazy and weird

cool dude: *acts crazy*

other guy: Dude u r acting cooleird!

cooleird by canoeboy27 April 18, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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