Coozer

Another name for Penis.

Antonym => see "Cooze"

She handled my coozer like a musician handles a fine instrument.

by Alwayzright April 10, 2003

Coozer

Someone who is always out looking to get pussy.

You were the biggest coozer at the party.

by Young Wun January 31, 2008

Coozer

Its more than just winning!

Time for the Coozer!

by Dr. Julian Jump December 09, 2008

coozer

1. a sUPerR co0l l0oSerR (not everyone could be a super cool looser..it's realli hard to live up to being one)

2. another name for vAGinaA - comming from the arabic word kuISs

1. c0OZer coozEr waT a l00sErr!

2. AnNa bE7iB COozerR!

by c0OZzER <3 April 07, 2007

Coozer Malt

When you take a can of whipped cream, insert the nozzel in to the coozer, a.k.a. cooter, fill the coozer up with whipped cream. You then insert a long plastic straw into the coozer and blow bubbles or suck out the whipped cream. Also referred to as the 69 malt.

That coozer malt that I have my girlfriend last night tasted great.

by Z Hizzle May 01, 2006

disco coozers

term coined by a less than intelligent girl admiring someone's new pair of DC skate shoes, and misreading the lettering on the side... DC SHOE CO. USA

hey, i like your new Disco Coozers!

by twopoint June 14, 2004

coozer

1. a sUPerR co0l l0oSerR (not everyone could be a super cool looser..it's realli hard to live up to being one)

2. another name for vAGinaA - comming from the arabic word kuISs

1. c0OZer coozEr waT a l00sErr!

2. AnNa bE7iB COozerR!

by c0OZzER <3 December 15, 2008