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cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.
Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.
by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010
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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017
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cooterscooterslayer

a great mutual who is very entertaining & i love being their mutual its very cool i love him very much they use he/they/it pronouns :)
wow! cooterscooterslayer is so cool i wish i could be its friend
look! its cooterscooterslayer hes so cool!!

i love being cooterscooterslayers mutual they're awesome!
by mmavh July 2, 2021
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