coosed

When someone takes a draw of your cigarette and slobbers there disgusting saliva all over it, like a cow or 'coo' eating grass. Mainly Glasweigan term.

Fuck! She just coosed ma fag like naebody's business!

by Muzzgow. October 4, 2005

Street's Closed

To stop talking about something.

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.

by yungMilkMan May 7, 2019

pools closed

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

by Teqonix September 7, 2008

Cooped

To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day

I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.

by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014

Cooked your own spleen

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015

Cooked cunt

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015