When used by law enforcement officers, the term -"cooperate" means: To forfeit one's constitutional rights.
Law Enforcement Officer: "If you refuse to cooperate then you'll be arrested and sent to prison for life."
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"If you cooperate we'll tell the judge to let you slide."
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"If you cooperate we'll tell the judge to let you slide."
by 0per November 13, 2011
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Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
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Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.
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So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!
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The result of corporate personhood is that corporations have more rights than people do.
Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.
Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.
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