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convection oven 

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
convection oven by kreinke June 22, 2009
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dutch convection oven 

To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.
Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!
dutch convection oven by Zach Walker September 3, 2006

conviction 

Belief that one would die for.
conviction by larstait October 16, 2003

convection oven 

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.
I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.
convection oven by cluf February 23, 2010

Convection 

The way heat gets transferred in fluids
No one documented the word convection on this site. Weird
Convection by Ieatcorndogs December 5, 2020

confiction 

Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.
John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.

Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.
confiction by Sausalito Kid September 22, 2010

Unavoidable conviction 

When a police service decides to become a disorganized rumour mill forsaking the rule of law and ethics of adjudication in a effort to provide false testimony in order to maintain a stat Quo of 1 conviction per year as mandatory for municipal corporation employment
In defense court all your faced with is a unavoidable conviction, all the police care about is their yearly conviction each and they're 25 acquitted murders per year in this case and to total it's a 5000 body mass grave without any notice in blitzkrieg assault?
Unavoidable conviction by Cody5050 February 13, 2022