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convection 

A confusing thing that teachers teach in school. When something extremely hot moves something within a fluid which causes light matieral to float up! It also causes cold matieral to sink which creates heat, which is transferred! It's that term on the test you always fail!
The convection currents caused it to rise!
convection by bb_bell March 7, 2022

convection oven 

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
convection oven by kreinke June 22, 2009

convection oven 

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.
I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.
convection oven by cluf February 23, 2010

convection current 

Wind causes this to happen

convection erection 

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it
Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.
convection erection by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

dutch convection oven 

To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.
Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!
dutch convection oven by Zach Walker September 3, 2006