coontar
coontar by h8umadison June 28, 2009
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Coonaro
Coonaro by The Man who Knew Too Much August 30, 2011
coontang
Coontact
Coontact by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006
Coontails
Several dyed pieces of hair (usually found on the heads of scene girls) That are striped horizontally with a different color of hair, made to look like the tail of a raccoon. They are often worn as extensions (bought from hot topic) rather than actual hair.
Scene Girl 1: Hey, did you see Carol Chaos's new green and black coontails? aren't they rad?
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.
Coontails by xXAllison[x]WonderlandXx April 16, 2009
clontarf
A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.
See also phloom.
See also phloom.
clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
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