coonshoes 

Shoes made of household materials usually worn by people who are not white.
Tyres or cardboard works very well

1)Look! John Fashnu has coonshoes..
2)Give me back my coonshoes you wog

coonshoes by Fash May 18, 2003

coonshoes 

shoes worn by jack as he plays cs or walks the streets and fields of wales looking for sheep to give a rimjob

1) Jack is black and is wearing coonshoes as he gets owned by e nobbers

2) Jack is licking the rim of a sheep whilst wearing coonshoes to cover his large toes thx

coonshoes by blackman May 22, 2003

Moonshoes Potter 

A mocking name to call someone rich who says they can't go to Mars.

Draco: Not all of us inherited enough money to buy NASA when our parents died. Did we, Potter? Moonshoes Potter. Jet pants Potter. (when talking about Pigfarts...its on Mars)

Moonshoes Potter by toadface96 September 20, 2011

clownshoes 

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.

You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.

clownshoes by Jailhouse August 23, 2006

clownshoes 

adj. - seeming ridiculous, completely out of place or proportion; utterly impractical

The ending to that movie was completely clownshoes, and made absolutely no sense in the context of the rest of the movie.

clownshoes by cheesecake227 January 1, 2006

clownshoes 

1.) One who tries too hard to gain the social acceptance of others.

2.) One who has made a terrible mistake.

also see tool

1.)
guy 1: "Hey guys, you guys hanging out? Can I hang out? We can go to the movies or to see a band play or to the mall or..."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."

2.)
guy 1: "Sorry for losing our winning lottery ticket."
guy 2: "Fuck off clownshoes."

clownshoes by u-e March 31, 2005

fucking clownshoes 

refering to someone that makes a useless comment or does something so stupid that normal flame words are not good enough.

please think before you every say something again you fucking clownshoes. :)

fucking clownshoes by dynamic.johnny5 July 30, 2006