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A twentieth century religion that proclaims anti-shoe lace and shoe tongue beliefs.

Conshoelaciest: One who's religion is Conshoelacieism and who thus shuns shoe laces and shoe tongues.

circa 1966 America
An adherent of Conshoelacieism, JohnnyDiego, an antiestablishment hipster, ripped the shoe laces out of his just purchased shoes then cut off the tongues, thus proclaiming his conshoelaciest beliefs.
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