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Yer maw punts coonsil
Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.
Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement
See also: yer da sells the avon
Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017
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coonjigaboo • coonji • coonjith • Coon Jizz • cooning • coonie • coondick • coonin • coonfinger • coonjob
Coon/cooning
Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020
cooniggery
the act of doing things that a coon or nigger generally can be found doing.
stereotypical traits that black people have in common, such as: liking fried chicken, performing "shout outs" as much as/whenever possible, stealing TVs, performing drive-bys, wearing gold/silver chains, failing out of highschool, congregating with other black people etc.
the palpable atmosphere of ghettos.
stereotypical traits that black people have in common, such as: liking fried chicken, performing "shout outs" as much as/whenever possible, stealing TVs, performing drive-bys, wearing gold/silver chains, failing out of highschool, congregating with other black people etc.
the palpable atmosphere of ghettos.
Ex 1. Stealing tvs, being "up to no good".
Ex 2. "It shouldn't be a big deal, no one could be louder than us fuckers in terms of wresting, screaming, and general cooniggery"
Ex 3. "The jury has found Jamal Washington guilty on 3 counts of cooniggery"
Ex 4. The aftermath of Katrina is a large-scale example of "cooniggery" occurring.
Ex 2. "It shouldn't be a big deal, no one could be louder than us fuckers in terms of wresting, screaming, and general cooniggery"
Ex 3. "The jury has found Jamal Washington guilty on 3 counts of cooniggery"
Ex 4. The aftermath of Katrina is a large-scale example of "cooniggery" occurring.
cooniggery by hankaaron1 March 28, 2011
Coonfinger
Refers to RACCOONS, nothing at all racist about it. They pick up anything and everything, turn it over and over, looking at it , trying to decide whether to wash it or eat it, or both.
Coonfinger by silvertooth July 4, 2011
coonyie
coonyie by Îț'š mê ķħůżž November 23, 2016
cookjies
cookjies by Ricky&Taylor November 26, 2009
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