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can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.
'Yer Maw'
by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003
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A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")
'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'
by Eamonn H May 03, 2007
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Your Mother.
Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.
"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"
by Yer maw. April 08, 2007
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a glaswegian term used to imply that one has had intercourse with anothers mother. usually a joke
Person 1: that was fun
Person 2: thats what yer-maw said last night
by big sesal February 07, 2007
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If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'
by Ross August 21, 2003
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