The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.

"Look at this fucking clownington over there."

Clownington by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020

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covington middle school

a place were dreams come to
Die and all you hopes for the world are crushed Into a million peaces and shoved up your ass

Mom my school is absolutely death
I mean come on I go to Covington middle school

covington middle school by You already no who it is May 26, 2016

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Costingtons

A hoity toity way of saying Costco.

upon seeing the Kirkland brand items at a friends house I said "OMG you shop at Costingtons too?"

Costingtons by dre-ah January 3, 2014

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The Covington Blumpkinator

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.

Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.

The Covington Blumpkinator by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012

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