Costingtons

A hoity toity way of saying Costco.

upon seeing the Kirkland brand items at a friends house I said "OMG you shop at Costingtons too?"

by dre-ah January 3, 2014

Cuntingtons Disease

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009

Clutingtons

Clutingtons Disease effects those people with severe alcoholism. Once diagnosed, their symptoms are usually uncontrollable shaking of the hands, standing motionless staring at you for long periods of time and acts like a complete cunt.

Hey that's Tim at the Seven Eleven! Oh don't go near him, he has Clutingtons. It's highly infectious you will end up talking like a cunt!

by The Dengster December 6, 2018

cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!

"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"

by A me li a July 21, 2008

Cowlingtons

Joking slang term,mocking the Yorkshire term for cocaine 'cowie'.

Come on,send us a line of this cowlingtons.

by Ineisto October 9, 2016

cottington

Every cottington has a bald as fuck dad an absolute egg head

Ur a cottington? Yh my dad looks like a 50p chocolate cream egg

by Bossjdjejdj June 13, 2021