coonhole

holes dug by raccoons for living and hiding purposes. also can be used to refer to human orifices where you should shove/hide/put something.

"i just tripped over the coonhole in our front yard."

"i think that raccoon made a coonhole in our fridge."

"One time on a Girls Gone Wild video I saw a girl shove a beer bottle in her coonhole."

by CoonHoleLovers January 26, 2011

Kentucky Coonhole

When you stick both thumbs into your girls butt at the same time, then she turns around and you draw circles around her eyes with the poo. Then you run outside to get away from her and knock over the trash can

Landon injured himself on the back end of doing the Kentucky Coonhole.

by LY67KC January 7, 2023

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

cornhole cowboy

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.

Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.

by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008

Cornhole

To fuck someone in the ass

I want to cornhole Nicole

by winter._.slayyy May 10, 2018

cornhole

Something, what you should care about during prison sentence.

-I'm going to go away for awhile... to jail
-Watch out for your cornhole, bud!

by dildo777 August 12, 2018