3 definitions by poggerchampion

coonered

The state of being cooned (robbed, stolen from, or otherwise threatened) , usually in an exceptionally aggressive, violent, and sexual manner.

“Bro, call the cops, i’m straight coonered right now!”

“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”

by poggerchampion December 23, 2020

coonered

The state or supposition of being cooned to the point of total juggulatory collapse

bruh i’m legit getting out here getting coonered by these chinkfuckers

by poggerchampion December 23, 2020

coonerang

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll

“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “

by poggerchampion December 25, 2020