To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.
Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!
by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016
Get the cookered mug.A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.
by Project AV April 16, 2013
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Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
by RustMcGust April 12, 2013
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Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.
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by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008
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In that confident and happy state.
Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.
Another word for tipsy.
In that confident and happy state.
Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.
Another word for tipsy.
by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011
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