Coofer

A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.

Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!

Help get deez coofers away from me!

If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!

I'm a coofer...

Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?

We're all coofers!

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020

coofer

A person who kicks pigeons for hobbies. (noun coof- a sound a pigeon makes when kicked)
Pronounced Koo-fer

That boy over there is a coofer

by Natalie W September 08, 2006

Coofer

A person who kicks or harms pigeons for fun.

Person 1: Did you hear that Dani kicked a pigeon yesterday?
Person 2: Uggh, she is such a coofer.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 05, 2023

coofer

A released past version of a test used for studying

The teacher told us not to rely too heavily on the coofer she sent out. She said that questions could be re-worded on the real test.

by Bryant L. February 21, 2008

Coofer

Coofer Coofered
To die (or dead already)

'You know that old geezer that has looked like he was on his last legs for years - well, he finally coofered yesterday.
Every time I saw him I thought - he's ready to coofer'

by PLC-Fred May 02, 2018

COOFERED

string cheese eating full.

WHAT WHY ARE YOU COOFERED IT??

i wanna become cool

by BottomDop February 22, 2022