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Cockerella 

Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)
I love Cockerella.
Cockerella by Nataliussss June 8, 2009

Cloberella 

Leela's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. She dresses in layers and has super strength and super speed, but lacks the ability to command sea creatures. She had to steal the gemerald to free her parents from the Zookeeper
Cloberella beat you up, who does she beat up, YOU!!!
Cloberella by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Codgerella 

The increasing phenomenon of having old timers, couts or codgers playing at the Coachella Music Festival.
Man, that geezer Paul McCartney is headlining Codgerella this year!
Codgerella by rocketman73 January 30, 2009

Cloberella'd 

To be badly beaten by a female. Taken from the Futurama episode with Leila as Cloberella.
aw man! i've just been Cloberella'd by some 12 year old on mario kart online.
Cloberella'd by mr fix December 15, 2008

Goonerella 

an oaf-like, tall, goofy looking female. The ugly version of Cinderella.
"Man, she wasn't cute. She looked like Goonerella!"

"Look at her- walking around thinkin she's cute when she really looks like a Goonerella!"
Goonerella by Bruiserkk April 19, 2012