coonen 

The act of a person of African American decent who is causing mischief, mayhem, or manipulation among others.

Hey Paul, why is Tyrone talking to all those people at the car wash like he knows them? Paul: don't worry about it Chad he is just over there coonen.

coonen by Slipswitch September 26, 2017

Coonen 

Common slang for a gangster, eshay or an all around hard cunt.

fucken hell that guys coonen

Coonen by RealNiggaBobby July 21, 2023

Coon/cooning 

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

Cooney'd by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

Coonery 

Coonery
Action or other behaviour, usually on the part of African Americans, used to reinforce and perpetuate commonly held racial stereotypes about their own community. Could be related to internalised racism and self-hatred. An example would be the stereotype of Unlce Tom or Sambo. Often seen in the Blacksploitation film genre, some rap music, and broadcast TV.

Black supporters of Donald Trump have been accused of coonery by Black commentators on recent cable TV programmes.

Coonery by Cesariot1 November 19, 2018

cronenberg 

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.

Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.

cronenberg by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

David Cronenberg by visene July 16, 2008