coon's age 

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.

Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?

coon's age by Tbone April 22, 2004

Coon's Age 

A long time.

"I ain't got laid in a coon's age."

Coon's Age by SpeedoMask April 13, 2004

Coon's Age 

a very long time

I've been waiting a Coon's Age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!

Coon's Age by doogface August 23, 2012

Coon's Age 

The average term a black black man spends in prison. Usually used to describe an extended period of time.

I haven't heard this song in a coon's age.
This is the first time we've been to the beach in like a year. I know it feels like a coon's age.

Coon's Age by JaxUrey May 27, 2013

A Coons Age 

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

A Coons Age by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

Coons Age 

hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years

Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age

Coons Age by F.a.S - Alex "Chadahooch" Leighton June 3, 2003

coons age 

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

coons age by Shattoww January 24, 2008