Definitions by Shattoww

coons age 

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

coons age by Shattoww January 24, 2008

Knowbie 

A dictionary who has taken the form of a human.

Screw Google, ask Knowbie.

Knowbie by Shattoww January 5, 2005