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Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza
Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "
by Tbone August 1, 2005
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Get the dizzel mug.Adjective. Caucasian descendants of Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Virginia, and many other mid-western states. Usually toothless,inbred, and cornfed.
You know you're a brush okie when you keep a shovel and a pale in the back o' yer 'pickup truck' just in case ya come across some road kill so ya can make yo'self some roadkill stew...Now that's some dern gooood eatin'!
by Tbone October 2, 2003
Get the brush okie mug.Adjective. Being raised on very okie foods such as fried taters, squirrel dumplins, etcetera, etcetera......
That boy is a cornfed brush okie!
by Tbone October 2, 2003
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Get the wondergirl mug.Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!
I was able ride the bucking bronco for 24.3 seconds until I was tossed off any the rodio clowns had to tame the beast!
by Tbone May 13, 2005
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