Tbone's definitions

landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

Undercutter

If you are male, it refers to one of your testicles, usually the itchest or sorest. If you are female then it refers to one of your breasts, usually the smaller or most sensitive one. Using it in plural refers to both organs / glands.

"Don't even try to kick me in my undercutters, beyatch!" or "My right undercutter is really sensitive today! Don't fondle it so hard!"

by TBone December 28, 2003

dizzel

A short slang name of Andy.

What up An-dizzel.
Stop being a dizzel, dizzel.

by tbone September 18, 2003

garbage

Synonum derived from the slang word, junk. Usually reffering to someone's genitals.

Todd was climbing the wall naked. It was awful, his garbage was flapping around in the wind.

by Tbone April 22, 2004

coon's age

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.

Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?

by Tbone April 22, 2004

skillmate

n. In chess, when neither player has any good moves left.

When Paul and Bubba were down to their kings and one knight each everyone knew they had reached a skillmate.

by Tbone March 26, 2004

bucking bronco

Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!

I was able ride the bucking bronco for 24.3 seconds until I was tossed off any the rodio clowns had to tame the beast!

by Tbone May 13, 2005