Tbone's definitions

chetta

money
it's what makes the world go round baby

yo bitch dont touch my chetta

by tbone January 17, 2005

foaming mountain

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth, then she gargles it and spits it back up

Tom emptied his load into Jills mouth, she showed him how much she liked it by preforming a foaming mountain.

by Tbone May 13, 2005

chalupa

Originally created by taco bell, a derrivative of the modern day taco. Chalupa may be used in a plethora of new age linguistic formats. Its use has no boundaries nor restrictions.

"You really dropped the chalupa on that one"..
or, "The chalupa flies at midnite"
or, "That chick really inhaled one too many chalupas"

by tbone February 23, 2005

landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

bucking bronco

Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!

I was able ride the bucking bronco for 24.3 seconds until I was tossed off any the rodio clowns had to tame the beast!

by Tbone May 13, 2005

lipstick queen

Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza

Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "

by Tbone August 1, 2005

special gas

n. the vaporous emission released from your suitemate's posterior when he enters your room late at night to say hi

I suspected special gas when Paul entered my room, said hi, turned around, waited a second, then left.

by Tbone March 26, 2004