Definitions by doogface

Shoner 

(noun) A person acting excessively annoying but not coming across as a jerk or a douche. Usually it becomes very frustrating to interact with said person.

"Shut up you little shoner!"

"GAHHH! You're such a shoner!"

Shoner by doogface June 18, 2014

Coon's Age 

a very long time

I've been waiting a Coon's Age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!

Coon's Age by doogface August 23, 2012

I Couldn't Give the Fourth 

literally translated as "I could care less."

"I couldn't give the fourth about women."

I Couldn't Give the Fourth by doogface March 21, 2012

Heinous

An extremely hot girl

"O my that chick was freakin' heinous"
"I know I almost couldn't control myself."

Heinous by doogface March 20, 2012