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Commitment harassment
A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
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Commitment harassment
A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018
Go commit toaster bath
A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.
also, it comes in different flavors
also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood
|robloxian 2| yeah?
|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol
|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae
|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*
|robloxian 3| lol noob
|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!
|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*
|robloxian 2| yeah?
|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol
|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae
|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*
|robloxian 3| lol noob
|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!
|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*
Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018
Commit Die
Commit Die by Danovan September 8, 2020
go commit not feeling so good
If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.
go commit not feeling so good by Garbageeeee July 22, 2018
go commit die
the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back
go commit die by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018
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