coomit 

Redneck for commit. It’s more fun and can change the serious to funny.

Shiieeettt sounds like you got some COOMIT to some BBBUULLSHHIIITTT brother

coomit by Dadfather August 31, 2023

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"

What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

Commit Die

when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die

You: i dont like you

xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room

Commit Die by Danovan September 8, 2020

go commit not feeling so good 

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.

Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

go commit not feeling so good by Garbageeeee July 22, 2018

go commit die 

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back

person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit

go commit die by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018