Coolgardie 

Despite the first four letters being COOL, this place is far from awesomeness and elitism. It's home to a Petrol station, shop and a playground. The playground is probably the most exciting thing about it. There's also the Tindals open mining pit nearby but the least said about that the better.

"I'm going to Coolgardie today."
"Shit man, you should really check out Kalgoorlie instead.

Coolgardie by Alvin929 March 11, 2011

Coolarded

A mixture of cool and retarded.

Csilla and Tori came up with the word on a boring night in year 8.

"Thats so fucking coolarded."

Coolarded by Torisan December 26, 2008

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

Cooltarded by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013