Definitions by Alvin929

Coolgardie 

Despite the first four letters being COOL, this place is far from awesomeness and elitism. It's home to a Petrol station, shop and a playground. The playground is probably the most exciting thing about it. There's also the Tindals open mining pit nearby but the least said about that the better.

"I'm going to Coolgardie today."
"Shit man, you should really check out Kalgoorlie instead.

Coolgardie by Alvin929 March 11, 2011

Kalgoorlie 

The bestest most awesomest mining town in Australia. Home of the super pit but more famously the three legal brothels. Most people like coming here.

"I came to Kalgoorlie"
"dont you mean IN Kalgoorlie" ?

Kalgoorlie by Alvin929 December 18, 2010