coolcheese

an extremely satisfying moment..

Coolcheese
1. post coital spliff
2. the rising sun

by spyonket32 August 25, 2013

Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.

Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.

by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009

cockcheese

Cheese found growing on between the foreskin and bellend. Also more generally used as an insult.

Yo momma is such a cockcheese.

by Dz wanks goats July 5, 2003

coochense

when something makes you so uncomfortable that your coochie tenses up!

Person A: did you see that meme that sam sent in the group chat?
Person B: yes omg it made me so coochense

by whenlifegivesyoulemons1014 November 29, 2020

coochense

when something makes you really uncomfortable, and your coochie tenses up!

person 1: did you see the group chat?
person 2: yes omg the message trixie sent made me so coochense!

by wellwhenlifegivesyoulemons November 19, 2020

coochense

when something makes you so uncomfortable that your coochie tenses up

Person A: did you see that meme that sam sent in the group chat

Person B: yes omg it made me so coochense

by whenlifegivesyoulemons1014 November 29, 2020

Cocheese

A silly, but inoffensive moniker for a friend or acquaintance. Often used when the friend has suddenly realized something you’ve tried to explain for a minute now.

Friend: “So, you’re saying I’m better off without her?”

You: “Welcome to the conversation, Cocheese!”

by Cocheese Man June 22, 2023