cool-guy 

A poser, loser, wanna-be, f'tard who thinks they're being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have "badass" hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn't call for it. they need attention and hope they'll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o's in the word. It ends up sounding like "coo-guy" but with a faint "L" at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. I don't fuckin care that you have a brand new Ducati, brand new Oakleys, and a "sexy" mohawk, you're only 15 years old you dumbass! You're not cool!

Kid 1: school was boring as hell today
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser

cool-guy by trptking October 28, 2008

Cool Guy

Noun; a guy who is well-liked and pretty neat. Often is interesting and tells funny jokes, and is usually successful. A cool guy will most likely be in charge of many groups and activities. Just a pretty quality person.

Josh: Yo, Will is in charge of a ton of things and lots of people like him cause he tells funny jokes.

Christian: Yeah, he's a cool guy.

Cool Guy by pastaontuesdays March 22, 2013

Cool guy

Never needs an introduction. Life of the party. He leads everyone follows. Guys want to be him while their girls try to be with him. The bad boy. The one mom warned you about. The heartbreaker. The backdoor man. The best of most.

Hey Mr Cool Guy, is it still 16 to 60? Nope it’s 19 to 90.

Cool guy by Shanranae August 20, 2018

cool guy

n. anyone who may make sport of another for no good reason

n. anyone who does something obviously ill-advised but who think otherwise of the action

n. anyone who deliberatly acts in a manner not befitting of his social status in order to "climb the social ladder"

"Gee, Will, I sure like your dumb-looking hair today."
"Oh really, John Powell, do you not like my hair today? Cool guy, right here (pointing to John Powell)."

"Yeah, so Mr. Davis was like, 'John Powell, you better finish your God-d*mn quiz', so I was like, 'F*** you, Davis! I'm not finishing my God-d*mn quiz!'"
"Oh really, John Powell? Were you like 'f*** you, Davis', is that what you were like? Cool guy, right here (pointing to John Powell)."

"Yeah so I saw Billy hanging out with Scotty D the other day at Drugstore University. What the hell is he thinking; he's such a cool guy."

cool guy by August March 23, 2005

Cool Guy

a cool guy normally likes 𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 and 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 and 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦.

yo bro whys that guy licking and sniffing the 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, and the 𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵
yea skally wagger, he must be a cool guy
yea james bond.

Cool Guy by DeodorantTelevision May 5, 2020

Cool Guy

a man, who through adding a false neck and head into the hood of his sweatshirt appears very tall, at random of seeing this man, a funky jam will play, with that playing, the man may have nice dance moves. (Also murderer of Mr.Funk)

"It's cool guy!"
Or
"Why cool guy, whyyyyy"

Cool Guy by Bojangles98 November 7, 2015

cool guy

Gamer. The exact opposite of a chad yet resonates the same energy of dominance and masculinity.

Damn, Alex is such a cool guy. He 100% completed Breath of the Wild!

cool guy by AutistAuto70 September 13, 2020