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cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.
Cockmongler
Cockmongler by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

Chachmongler 

(n.) pronounced: chach-mon-gler. ; one who is always superior. This person always wins fights weather it be verbal or physical. One who possesses great wisdom and has a aura of awesome. This person is looked up to and is one whose character exemplifies every desirable trait known to man. This person is one who is familiar with the magic of the wizardry world and is quite possibly related to harry potter. Often times, a chachmongler will hang out with celebrities and is featured on Discovery channel's Shark Week every year.
Those two chachmonglers just DESTROYED that filthy cockmongler!
Chachmongler by chacheroo October 20, 2010

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!
cockmongler more like grinman@
cockmongler by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmongler

One who mongles the cock
Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.
cockmongler by 123 April 18, 2003

Cockmongler

One who (Mainly men who have been allowed) takes the penis and rubs along his body however far it may reach. Once done with that first step, sucks it.
Hey did you hear? Joe is a cockmongler now...just hang a left behind caddy's and he's right there. He's great.
Cockmongler by Nick Tha 1 N Only February 4, 2009
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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