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couch mongerunknown
A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.
Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.
#couch#monger#chair#antisocial#drunk
by Noraa May 11, 2007
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