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a funny man in a shirt with a dinosaur

2. the real name of the "cockmongler!"

grinman or grin man grins a lot
grinman by Zorque October 19, 2006
Words you can keep
A notorious rapist and alter-ego of a close friend. He usually goes after blonds. He pretends to be a friend, then he suddenly strikes with a "how about we go up stairs, u want it so dont say u dont". GrinMan never takes no for an answer!. He has claimed numerous victims in the Metro-Detroit area
Deez: Who the hell gave adam a drink?!

D: Adams drunk? Fuck, where is he?

Deez: I saw him carrying that whitegirl in the blue upstairs

D:...shit, the GrinMan always grins 'cuz the GrinMan always wins
GrinMan by Deakhon June 11, 2009
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gridmania gamitis 

Addiction to an internet grid game requiring no skillz. Involving mindless hours of clicking it manages somehow to suck you in. It rocks.
Paul and Matt have mad skillz but still have yet to beat me in Grid Game. They mos def have gridmania gamitis.
gridmania gamitis by Me Shell November 10, 2008
big ginger dwarf, known to be found in the west country. short temper, low alcohol tolerance
person 1: "Hey Ginman"
person 2: *no identifiable reply, just inarticulate grunting and growling*
ginman by padawan scat December 26, 2007
Someone who happens to be particularly unattractive, normally (but not exclusively) due to physical features.
He's a right grimance - i'd keep away if I were you!
Grimance by Teddy June 16, 2004

Grinfant 

An infant that looks more like a small elderly person than an infant.
GrandMa/Pa + Infant
Guy 1: Did you see that baby?
Guy 2: Yeah, the Grinfant?
Guy 1: Looked like my Great GrandPa.
Grinfant by Lumn April 20, 2008

grimmance 

To be used if something horrible, or grim has happened to another person
For example
andy "I fell in dog poo this morning"
john "Argh, grimmance man"
grimmance by team uca January 14, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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