Chachmongler 

(n.) pronounced: chach-mon-gler. ; one who is always superior. This person always wins fights weather it be verbal or physical. One who possesses great wisdom and has a aura of awesome. This person is looked up to and is one whose character exemplifies every desirable trait known to man. This person is one who is familiar with the magic of the wizardry world and is quite possibly related to harry potter. Often times, a chachmongler will hang out with celebrities and is featured on Discovery channel's Shark Week every year.

Those two chachmonglers just DESTROYED that filthy cockmongler!

Chachmongler by chacheroo October 20, 2010

Chuchmonger 

One who hordes stupidity.

Derived from the 5th and 6th definitions of the word chuch and the 5th and 6th definitions of monger.

Being a chuchmonger could be caused by being mongfongled.

"John was such a chuchmonger, I mean who else but a chuchmonger would light up a smoke in a gas refinery."

Chuchmonger by Vasklevox August 3, 2007

coochmongler 

Someone who so finely performs oral on a woman that they cannot withstand their bodily reactions.

That guy made my eyes roll back and I spoke in tongues when he was down there, he is a coochmongler.

coochmongler by LegendaryLarry July 8, 2021