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Coochmastery 

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.
JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"
Coochmastery by Kleezy March 13, 2010

coochamunger 

A female who’s cooch is hungry for so much dick, the cooch begins to have a mind of its own; the bitch is now a coochamunger.
That bitch Jordan a fuckin’ coochamunger you see her on Twitter fuckin that dude?
coochamunger by UnrealWishes January 5, 2019

Coochbanger

A male or Female that inserts an object such as a dildo or real penis. Coochbanger also refers to a male or female who has multiple sexual relationships.
Did you see that guy at the club last night? The ladies said he’s a coochbanger.

You’re a disgusting coochbanger.

I had The wildest night, I partied with a bunch of coochbangers!

coochmongler 

Someone who so finely performs oral on a woman that they cannot withstand their bodily reactions.
That guy made my eyes roll back and I spoke in tongues when he was down there, he is a coochmongler.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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