contwat

One who has been deceived by an idiot.

That contwat bought the Sydney harbour bridge

by dfour December 10, 2003

contratheism

Atheism radically intolerant of theism which actively campaigns against the rights of theists to practice in the public sphere.

A word coined by Sagacious Himself.

Contratheism seeks destruction of theism per se

by Such Honesty February 19, 2012

cuntwatulated

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

by Vinter April 22, 2008

contatinho

Contatinho is a slang in brazilian portuguese.

Contatinho is someone that you casually have sex with but nobody knows.
A girl/boy can have a lot of contatinhos. The word contatinho means "contact" like someone that u have in your contact list.

Maria: Im so bored im gonna call one of my contatinhos.
Hanna: who?
Maria: pedro!

by brazilll October 19, 2020

conswatter

He who never responds via social media or text.

Natalie is such a conswatter

by plumpest56 April 15, 2015

Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

cuntwatica

a GREAT word me and my mother came up with; used to describe someone being rude or obscene. or just to yell out for no apparent reason. DAMN i love my mother.

you fucking cuntwatica

by chelsea aka TINY October 11, 2008