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contratheism 

Atheism radically intolerant of theism which actively campaigns against the rights of theists to practice in the public sphere.

A word coined by Sagacious Himself.
Contratheism seeks destruction of theism per se
contratheism by Such Honesty February 19, 2012

cuntwatulated 

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"
Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.
cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008

contatinho

Contatinho is a slang in brazilian portuguese.

Contatinho is someone that you casually have sex with but nobody knows.
A girl/boy can have a lot of contatinhos. The word contatinho means "contact" like someone that u have in your contact list.
Maria: Im so bored im gonna call one of my contatinhos.
Hanna: who?
Maria: pedro!
contatinho by brazilll October 19, 2020

conswatter

He who never responds via social media or text.
Natalie is such a conswatter
conswatter by plumpest56 April 15, 2015

Cuntwater 

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.
Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.
Cuntwater by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

cuntwatica 

a GREAT word me and my mother came up with; used to describe someone being rude or obscene. or just to yell out for no apparent reason. DAMN i love my mother.
you fucking cuntwatica
cuntwatica by chelsea aka TINY October 11, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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